1 00:00:10,181 --> 00:00:12,343 HUH? AMAZING, RIGHT? 2 00:00:12,343 --> 00:00:14,415 - YEAH. - BATHROOM. 3 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:15,446 BEDROOMS. 4 00:00:15,446 --> 00:00:16,487 NICE. 5 00:00:16,487 --> 00:00:18,689 VIEWS OF OTHER BEDROOMS AND BATHROOMS. 6 00:00:18,689 --> 00:00:21,622 I REALLY APPRECIATE YOU LETTING ME CRASH HERE, BUD. 7 00:00:21,622 --> 00:00:23,724 ARE YOU KIDDING? YOU'RE DOING US A FAVOR. 8 00:00:23,724 --> 00:00:25,626 NO FLUSH TONY JUST MOVED OUT LAST WEEK. 9 00:00:26,757 --> 00:00:28,159 YOU'RE SURE THIS ISN'T A PROBLEM? 10 00:00:28,159 --> 00:00:29,360 SERIOUSLY, THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE 11 00:00:29,360 --> 00:00:31,102 WAS WHEN I HEARD YOU GOT TRADED TO THE RANGERS. 12 00:00:31,102 --> 00:00:32,733 YOU'RE FAMILY. MY PLACE IS YOUR PLACE, MAN. 13 00:00:32,733 --> 00:00:34,365 TECHNICALLY, IT'S MY PLACE. 14 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:37,568 OKAY, AND NEXT TIME I SAY, 15 00:00:37,568 --> 00:00:39,510 "HEY, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT," 16 00:00:39,510 --> 00:00:42,743 LET'S TRY "NO THANKS, I GOT IT." 17 00:00:44,075 --> 00:00:46,547 YOU LOOK LIKE AN EATER. 18 00:00:46,547 --> 00:00:48,179 SO, JUST SO WE'RE CLEAR, 19 00:00:48,179 --> 00:00:49,620 THE LEFT SIDE OF THE FRIDGE IS MINE. 20 00:00:49,620 --> 00:00:51,182 ( knocks on door ) 21 00:00:51,182 --> 00:00:52,653 I GOT IT. TUCKER, COME ON. 22 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:54,755 MY BROTHER AND MY BEST FRIEND-- 23 00:00:54,755 --> 00:00:56,457 IT'S NEVER GONNA GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS. 24 00:00:56,457 --> 00:00:57,658 THE THREE OF US TOGETHER, 25 00:00:57,658 --> 00:00:59,690 THERE'S NOTHING THAT'S GONNA STOP US. 26 00:01:04,665 --> 00:01:06,197 EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THAT. 27 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,671 THERE'S A BABY ON MY DOORMAT. 28 00:01:13,504 --> 00:01:16,747 ( theme music playing ) 29 00:01:16,747 --> 00:01:19,680 ♪ IT'S AMAZING HOW THE UNEXPECTED ♪ 30 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,813 ♪ CAN TAKE YOUR LIFE AND CHANGE DIRECTIONS. ♪ 31 00:01:29,760 --> 00:01:31,662 WHERE DID IT COME FROM? 32 00:01:31,662 --> 00:01:33,494 Danny: I DON'T KNOW. 33 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:34,795 BUT WHOEVER LEFT IT, THEY COULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN FAR. 34 00:01:36,867 --> 00:01:38,199 STAY THERE, BABY. 35 00:01:38,199 --> 00:01:39,200 MAKE SURE SHE STAYS THERE! 36 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:45,676 I'M JUST SAYING, 37 00:01:45,676 --> 00:01:47,178 FOR A WOMAN WHO JUST HAD A BABY, 38 00:01:47,178 --> 00:01:48,779 SHE MOVES REMARKABLY FAST. 39 00:01:49,840 --> 00:01:51,482 HOW COULD SHE JUST LEAVE HER HERE? 40 00:01:51,482 --> 00:01:52,583 BEN, YOU GOTTA CALM DOWN, OKAY? 41 00:01:52,583 --> 00:01:54,885 I'M SURE SHE'S NOT EVEN YOUR BABY. 42 00:01:54,885 --> 00:01:55,716 EXACTLY, IT COULD JUST AS EASILY 43 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:56,847 BE YOUR BABY, RIGHT? 44 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:02,122 NOT SO MUCH, NO. 45 00:02:03,154 --> 00:02:04,595 AND I'VE ONLY BEEN IN TOWN AN HOUR. 46 00:02:04,595 --> 00:02:07,198 I MEAN, I'M FAST, BUT... 47 00:02:07,198 --> 00:02:08,629 I'M NOT THAT FAST. 48 00:02:08,629 --> 00:02:09,730 THIS IS NOT MY BABY. 49 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,302 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 50 00:02:11,302 --> 00:02:13,604 GUYS, WE GOT A NOTE. 51 00:02:13,604 --> 00:02:14,735 HER NAME'S EMMA. 52 00:02:16,207 --> 00:02:17,838 I DON'T KNOW ANY EMMAS. 53 00:02:17,838 --> 00:02:20,411 THE BABY'S NAME IS EMMA. 54 00:02:20,411 --> 00:02:23,374 HI, EMMA. 55 00:02:25,276 --> 00:02:26,617 HEY, BEN. DID I EVER TELL YOU 56 00:02:26,617 --> 00:02:28,749 ABOUT THAT HOT WAITRESS I WENT OUT WITH NAMED EMMA? 57 00:02:28,749 --> 00:02:30,351 DANNY, FOCUS! 58 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:31,452 THE MOTHER. 59 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:32,453 - OH, YEAH. - WHO'S THE MOTHER? 60 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:33,824 SORRY, UM, 61 00:02:33,824 --> 00:02:34,825 ANGELA. 62 00:02:36,887 --> 00:02:38,289 Ben and Tucker: ANGELA! 63 00:02:38,289 --> 00:02:39,760 - OF COURSE. - THAT'S RIGHT. 64 00:02:39,760 --> 00:02:40,761 WHO IS ANGELA? 65 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:42,433 SHE WAS NICE. ACTRESS. 66 00:02:42,433 --> 00:02:44,365 THAT GIRL WAS CRAZY. 67 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,598 DOES IT SAY ANYTHING ELSE? 68 00:02:47,598 --> 00:02:49,770 UH, SHE'S SORRY. 69 00:02:49,770 --> 00:02:52,172 SHE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO. 70 00:02:52,172 --> 00:02:53,804 AND SHE JUST NEEDS A LITTLE TIME. 71 00:02:53,804 --> 00:02:54,845 TIME? HOW MUCH TIME?! 72 00:02:54,845 --> 00:02:56,277 ( knocks on door ) 73 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:57,708 AND THAT WOULD BE THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF TIME. 74 00:02:57,708 --> 00:02:58,709 OH. 75 00:02:58,709 --> 00:03:00,251 THAT'S RILEY. 76 00:03:00,251 --> 00:03:01,682 I GAVE HER A CALL WHILE YOU WERE OUTSIDE. 77 00:03:01,682 --> 00:03:02,853 RILEY? 78 00:03:02,853 --> 00:03:04,915 FATPANTS PERRIN? 79 00:03:04,915 --> 00:03:06,257 WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE? 80 00:03:06,257 --> 00:03:07,958 YOU HAVE A FRIEND NAMED FATPANTS? 81 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,962 OH, I'M DEFINITELY MARKING MY FOOD. 82 00:03:11,962 --> 00:03:13,664 NO. 83 00:03:13,664 --> 00:03:15,396 RILEY'S IN LAW SCHOOL NOW. 84 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:16,527 IT TOOK HER A WHILE. 85 00:03:16,527 --> 00:03:17,798 I GUESS THE LSAT'S KIND OF TRICKY, 86 00:03:17,798 --> 00:03:19,930 BUT TRUST ME, SHE WILL KNOW WHAT TO DO. 87 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,407 RI-GANTOR? 88 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:28,339 BEN-WETTER! 89 00:03:28,339 --> 00:03:29,510 LOOK AT YOU. 90 00:03:30,541 --> 00:03:31,942 YOU LOOK AMAZING. 91 00:03:31,942 --> 00:03:33,414 HOW DID THAT HAPPEN? 92 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,247 I MAY HAVE LOST A POUND OR TWO. 93 00:03:36,247 --> 00:03:37,248 HUNDRED. 94 00:03:38,649 --> 00:03:39,890 YOU SAT ON MY HEAD AND GAVE ME 95 00:03:39,890 --> 00:03:41,452 A CONCUSSION, REMEMBER? 96 00:03:41,452 --> 00:03:43,924 TUCK, RILEY. RILEY, TUCKER. 97 00:03:43,924 --> 00:03:44,825 HI. 98 00:03:44,825 --> 00:03:46,497 RILEY GREW UP ACROSS THE STREET FROM US 99 00:03:46,497 --> 00:03:47,698 AND USED TO KICK THE CRAP OUT OF BEN 100 00:03:47,698 --> 00:03:48,999 EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE. 101 00:03:48,999 --> 00:03:50,901 OH, AND CONGRATS ON THE LAW SCHOOL THING. 102 00:03:50,901 --> 00:03:51,962 - THANKS. - DON'T WORRY-- I KNOW A BUNCH 103 00:03:51,962 --> 00:03:53,604 OF PEOPLE THAT HAD A HARD TIME GETTING IN. 104 00:03:55,306 --> 00:03:57,708 - OW, OW, OW, OW! - WHY DID YOU TELL HIM THAT? 105 00:03:57,708 --> 00:03:58,939 ( baby cries ) 106 00:03:58,939 --> 00:03:59,940 I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 107 00:04:02,513 --> 00:04:03,844 OH. 108 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,716 HEY. 109 00:04:05,716 --> 00:04:08,619 HEY, IT'S OKAY, PRINCESS. 110 00:04:09,820 --> 00:04:11,782 AREN'T YOU GONNA PICK HER UP? 111 00:04:12,853 --> 00:04:14,925 ME? 112 00:04:14,925 --> 00:04:15,926 WHAT, YOU GUYS SEE BREASTS 113 00:04:15,926 --> 00:04:17,588 AND INSTANTLY THINK MOMMY? 114 00:04:17,588 --> 00:04:19,560 ( chuckling ) 115 00:04:19,560 --> 00:04:21,892 OKAY, FINE. 116 00:04:21,892 --> 00:04:23,534 HI. 117 00:04:23,534 --> 00:04:24,735 OKAY. 118 00:04:24,735 --> 00:04:26,667 COME HERE, ANGEL. 119 00:04:26,667 --> 00:04:28,268 OH. 120 00:04:29,870 --> 00:04:30,871 ( chuckles ) 121 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:33,273 HI. 122 00:04:34,805 --> 00:04:36,006 BELIEVE ME, 123 00:04:36,006 --> 00:04:37,408 I KNOW HOW SCARY IT IS TO WAKE UP 124 00:04:37,408 --> 00:04:38,479 IN A STRANGE PLACE. 125 00:04:45,756 --> 00:04:46,887 I'M JUST MAKING CONVERSATION. 126 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:49,960 ARE YOU HUNGRY? 127 00:04:49,960 --> 00:04:51,422 I BET YOU'RE HUNGRY, HUH? 128 00:04:51,422 --> 00:04:53,694 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT-- 129 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:56,026 IS THIS ALL YOU BROUGHT WITH YOU? 130 00:04:56,026 --> 00:04:57,568 OH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY. 131 00:04:57,568 --> 00:04:58,969 WE'LL JUST SEND ONE OF THESE BOYS OUT 132 00:04:58,969 --> 00:05:00,971 FOR PROVISIONS AND-- 133 00:05:00,971 --> 00:05:02,603 OH... 134 00:05:02,603 --> 00:05:04,004 I THINK SOMEBODY NEEDS HER DIAPER CHANGED. 135 00:05:04,004 --> 00:05:05,035 I'LL GO TO THE STORE. 136 00:05:05,035 --> 00:05:06,306 YEAH, I'M GOING, TOO. 137 00:05:07,778 --> 00:05:08,979 NO. 138 00:05:08,979 --> 00:05:09,940 ( grunts ) 139 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:13,043 BOYS ARE SO STUPID, AREN'T THEY? 140 00:05:13,043 --> 00:05:14,314 YES, THEY ARE. 141 00:05:14,314 --> 00:05:15,846 THEY'RE SO STUPID. 142 00:05:15,846 --> 00:05:16,917 YES, THEY ARE. 143 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:18,789 ALL RIGHT, SO THEN YOU JUST 144 00:05:18,789 --> 00:05:20,791 STICK THE TABS DOWN, 145 00:05:20,791 --> 00:05:22,393 AND VOILA, 146 00:05:22,393 --> 00:05:23,854 SHE'S GOOD TO GO. 147 00:05:23,854 --> 00:05:24,855 OH. 148 00:05:24,855 --> 00:05:25,856 HOLD HER WHILE I GET HER BOTTLE READY, 149 00:05:25,856 --> 00:05:26,857 - WOULD YOU? - UH, ME? 150 00:05:26,857 --> 00:05:28,829 I'M NOT REALLY A BABY PERSON. 151 00:05:29,930 --> 00:05:30,931 HOLD HER. 152 00:05:39,940 --> 00:05:40,971 ( murmurs ) 153 00:05:43,043 --> 00:05:44,475 WHEE! 154 00:05:44,475 --> 00:05:45,746 ISN'T THIS FUN? 155 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:47,017 THERE YOU GO. 156 00:05:47,017 --> 00:05:48,719 ALL RIGHT. 157 00:05:48,719 --> 00:05:50,421 WANT TO MAYBE, UH, 158 00:05:50,421 --> 00:05:51,952 TAKE A STEP OVER HERE? 159 00:05:51,952 --> 00:05:53,023 IS SHE OKAY? 160 00:05:53,023 --> 00:05:54,024 UH-HUH. 161 00:05:55,826 --> 00:05:57,087 HAVE A SEAT. 162 00:05:57,087 --> 00:05:58,959 OH. 163 00:05:58,959 --> 00:06:00,961 NICE AND EASY. 164 00:06:02,893 --> 00:06:04,134 AH. 165 00:06:07,638 --> 00:06:10,801 IS SHE HAVING FUN? 166 00:06:10,801 --> 00:06:11,972 YEAH. 167 00:06:11,972 --> 00:06:13,103 YOU GUYS LOOK COMFY. 168 00:06:17,047 --> 00:06:18,378 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING. 169 00:06:20,511 --> 00:06:21,852 I'M NOT READY TO BE A DAD. 170 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:24,855 WHAT IF ANGELA NEVER COMES BACK? 171 00:06:24,855 --> 00:06:26,116 OH, MY GOD, TASTE THIS. 172 00:06:29,990 --> 00:06:31,862 YO. 173 00:06:31,862 --> 00:06:34,595 CHICKEN, CARROTS, AND PASTA. 174 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:36,066 OKAY? 175 00:06:36,066 --> 00:06:37,668 ALL IN THIS LITTLE JAR. 176 00:06:37,668 --> 00:06:39,470 ( laughs ) 177 00:06:39,470 --> 00:06:40,601 IT'S LIKE, GROSS, 178 00:06:40,601 --> 00:06:42,002 YET ODDLY DELICIOUS. 179 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,804 ( mouths word ) 180 00:06:45,536 --> 00:06:47,738 COME ON, MAN. IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 181 00:06:47,738 --> 00:06:48,809 HOW DO YOU KNOW? 182 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,140 I DON'T, BUT IT'S ALL I GOT. 183 00:06:52,012 --> 00:06:53,083 EXCUSE ME, 184 00:06:53,083 --> 00:06:55,616 HOW OLD IS YOUR BABY? 185 00:06:55,616 --> 00:06:56,817 OH, UM... 186 00:06:56,817 --> 00:06:57,818 THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION. 187 00:06:59,019 --> 00:07:00,651 I MET ANGELA AT THAT PARTY IN THE VILLAGE... 188 00:07:00,651 --> 00:07:02,493 - MM. - AND WE DATED FOR MAYBE SIX WEEKS 189 00:07:02,493 --> 00:07:03,494 BEFORE WE WERE... 190 00:07:03,494 --> 00:07:04,995 INTIMATE. 191 00:07:08,158 --> 00:07:09,159 AND SHE BROKE UP WITH ME 192 00:07:09,159 --> 00:07:11,101 PRETTY MUCH RIGHT AFTER THAT. 193 00:07:11,101 --> 00:07:13,433 I'M SURE THERE WAS NO CORRELATION. 194 00:07:15,035 --> 00:07:16,436 SO, WE'RE INTO AUGUST NOW, 195 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,168 AND THEY TAKE, LIKE, NINE MONTHS 196 00:07:18,168 --> 00:07:19,069 ONCE THEY'RE UP AND RUNNING. 197 00:07:19,069 --> 00:07:20,070 I THINK SO. 198 00:07:20,070 --> 00:07:21,071 SO... 199 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:26,446 ( sighs ) 200 00:07:28,949 --> 00:07:29,950 THREE MONTHS. 201 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,582 THREE MONTHS! 202 00:07:31,582 --> 00:07:32,723 MY BABY'S THREE MONTHS OLD. 203 00:07:36,727 --> 00:07:38,128 MM-MM. 204 00:07:38,128 --> 00:07:40,460 - PUT THIS BACK. - WHAT? 205 00:07:40,460 --> 00:07:41,461 SHE AIN'T GOT NO TEETH. 206 00:07:41,461 --> 00:07:42,693 PUT IT BACK. 207 00:07:42,693 --> 00:07:44,064 ( softly murmurs ) 208 00:07:44,064 --> 00:07:45,866 SO, THE FIRST THING BEN HAS TO DO 209 00:07:45,866 --> 00:07:47,137 IS TAKE A PATERNITY TEST. 210 00:07:47,137 --> 00:07:49,199 ( mouths words ) 211 00:07:49,199 --> 00:07:51,001 I MEAN, 212 00:07:51,001 --> 00:07:52,943 THOUGH IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS SHE'S HIS. 213 00:07:54,144 --> 00:07:55,806 SAME SMILE, 214 00:07:55,806 --> 00:07:57,147 SAME EARS, 215 00:07:57,147 --> 00:07:58,809 SAME LITTLE SPARKLY FLECK OF YELLOW 216 00:07:58,809 --> 00:08:00,110 IN THE IRIS. 217 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:04,214 WHAT? 218 00:08:04,214 --> 00:08:05,556 DO I HAVE SOMETHING IN MY NOSE? 219 00:08:05,556 --> 00:08:06,617 I KNOW YOU GUYS THINK THAT'S FUNNY, 220 00:08:06,617 --> 00:08:08,018 BUT IT'S NOT. 221 00:08:08,018 --> 00:08:09,860 YOU LIKE BEN. 222 00:08:09,860 --> 00:08:11,221 ( scoffs ) WHAT? 223 00:08:11,221 --> 00:08:12,693 NO, THAT'S INSANE. 224 00:08:12,693 --> 00:08:14,494 I'VE TORMENTED THE GUY EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. 225 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:15,495 HOLY CRAP! 226 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,827 YOU REALLY DO LIKE BEN. 227 00:08:18,228 --> 00:08:19,099 WE'RE BACK. 228 00:08:19,099 --> 00:08:20,771 HEY. BEN, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE 229 00:08:20,771 --> 00:08:21,772 WHAT RILEY WAS JUST-- 230 00:08:21,772 --> 00:08:23,103 - AAH! - HOW'D IT GO? 231 00:08:24,174 --> 00:08:25,175 YOU GUYS LEFT 232 00:08:25,175 --> 00:08:26,506 AND I REALIZED I SHOULD HAVE 233 00:08:26,506 --> 00:08:27,507 GIVEN YOU A LIST. 234 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:29,039 WHY? I MEAN, EVERYONE KNOWS 235 00:08:29,039 --> 00:08:30,781 YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE A BABY SOLID FOOD 236 00:08:30,781 --> 00:08:31,912 UNTIL IT'S AT LEAST FOUR MONTHS OLD 237 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:32,913 AND SITTING UP ON ITS OWN. 238 00:08:32,913 --> 00:08:34,114 THAT WOMAN WAS MEAN. 239 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:37,918 I THINK WE'RE ALL DONE HERE. 240 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:39,650 OH, ALL RIGHT. 241 00:08:39,650 --> 00:08:40,791 JUST ONE GOOD BELCH 242 00:08:40,791 --> 00:08:41,922 AND SHE'S DONE. 243 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:43,253 I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS PART. 244 00:08:43,253 --> 00:08:44,254 WHAT, ME? RIGHT NOW? ARE YOU SURE? 245 00:08:44,254 --> 00:08:45,926 HEY, TUCKER? 246 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:47,197 OH, OKAY. 247 00:08:47,197 --> 00:08:48,599 - GREAT. DANNY? - YEAH? 248 00:08:48,599 --> 00:08:49,600 - YOU'RE IN CHARGE. - WAIT. 249 00:08:49,600 --> 00:08:50,901 YOU'RE NOT LEAVING, ARE YOU? 250 00:08:50,901 --> 00:08:51,932 - YES. - NO, I'LL BE GOOD. I PROMISE. 251 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,233 I SHOWED YOU HOW TO DO EVERYTHING. 252 00:08:53,233 --> 00:08:55,005 YEAH, BUT I WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION. 253 00:08:55,005 --> 00:08:56,066 YOU CAN'T GO. 254 00:08:56,066 --> 00:08:57,568 BEN, TELL RILEY SHE CAN'T GO. 255 00:08:57,568 --> 00:08:58,669 - YOU CAN'T GO. - BYE. 256 00:08:58,669 --> 00:09:00,641 OOH, WOW, BEN. 257 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,874 I NEVER NOTICED HOW SPARKLY 258 00:09:03,874 --> 00:09:05,245 YOUR EYES ARE. 259 00:09:08,278 --> 00:09:09,249 PLEASE, RILEY. 260 00:09:09,249 --> 00:09:10,250 WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT THROUGH THE NIGHT 261 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:11,251 WITHOUT YOU. 262 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:17,227 ( mouths words ) 263 00:09:21,161 --> 00:09:22,562 FINE. 264 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:23,694 I'LL STAY. 265 00:09:23,694 --> 00:09:24,895 ( sighs ) 266 00:09:24,895 --> 00:09:26,166 ( baby spits up ) 267 00:09:26,166 --> 00:09:28,769 SEE? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 268 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:30,100 ( chuckles ) 269 00:09:30,100 --> 00:09:31,241 RIGHT? HEY, SHE DIDN'T SPIT UP 270 00:09:31,241 --> 00:09:32,242 ON MY SHIRT THOUGH, DID SHE? 271 00:09:34,344 --> 00:09:35,906 - NO, LOOKS GOOD. - NO, NO, YOU'RE GREAT. 272 00:09:35,906 --> 00:09:37,247 BRAND NEW, BUD. 273 00:09:37,247 --> 00:09:38,879 GOOD. ALL RIGHT. 274 00:09:52,623 --> 00:09:53,964 I SHOULD BE BACK BY FIVE. 275 00:09:53,964 --> 00:09:55,165 WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 276 00:09:55,165 --> 00:09:56,296 UH, WORK. I GOT A SHIFT. 277 00:09:56,296 --> 00:09:57,868 WAIT, YOU COULDN'T GET ANYONE TO COVER FOR YOU? 278 00:09:57,868 --> 00:09:59,700 OH, SEE, THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN A GOOD IDEA. 279 00:09:59,700 --> 00:10:00,701 TOO LATE NOW. 280 00:10:00,701 --> 00:10:01,702 NO, WAIT, BRO. 281 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:02,833 TUCK AND I ARE NOT WATCHING YOUR KID. 282 00:10:02,833 --> 00:10:04,034 YEAH. ( chuckles ) THE BIG GUY'S RIGHT. 283 00:10:04,034 --> 00:10:05,305 I MEAN, THERE IS NO-- 284 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,707 HEY! 285 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,338 THANKS, MAN. SEE YOU! 286 00:10:08,338 --> 00:10:10,380 HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME? 287 00:10:15,245 --> 00:10:17,147 WHOA. 288 00:10:17,147 --> 00:10:18,148 ( chuckles ) 289 00:10:20,891 --> 00:10:21,892 OH. 290 00:10:24,194 --> 00:10:26,056 WOW. VERY IMPRESSIVE. 291 00:10:26,056 --> 00:10:28,198 AND WHO SAID YOU HAD NO DISCERNABLE SKILLS? 292 00:10:28,198 --> 00:10:29,860 I THINK THAT WAS YOU. 293 00:10:31,401 --> 00:10:33,363 ( sighs ) RILEY, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 294 00:10:33,363 --> 00:10:35,806 WELL, THERE'S NOT REALLY THAT MUCH WE CAN DO 295 00:10:35,806 --> 00:10:38,138 UNTIL ANGELA COMES BACK. 296 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,069 BUT I THINK WE SHOULD PROBABLY TALK ABOUT 297 00:10:39,069 --> 00:10:41,011 THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM. 298 00:10:41,011 --> 00:10:42,212 WHICH FOR ONCE ISN'T ME. 299 00:10:42,212 --> 00:10:44,244 ( chuckles ) 300 00:10:44,244 --> 00:10:46,116 HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT TO BE INVOLVED? 301 00:10:46,116 --> 00:10:48,819 I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT. 302 00:10:48,819 --> 00:10:50,881 LAST YEAR, I WAS DOING CONSTRUCTION. 303 00:10:50,881 --> 00:10:52,082 BEFORE THAT, I WAS WAITING TABLES. 304 00:10:52,082 --> 00:10:54,084 NOW I'M FLIPPING BOTTLES. 305 00:10:54,084 --> 00:10:56,256 I HAVEN'T FIGURED MY LIFE OUT YET. 306 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:57,257 I'M NOT YOU. 307 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:58,759 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 308 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:00,090 OH! ( scoffs ) COME ON. 309 00:11:00,090 --> 00:11:01,361 COLLEGE, 310 00:11:01,361 --> 00:11:02,833 LAW SCHOOL, THIS... 311 00:11:02,833 --> 00:11:04,234 TRANSFORMATION. 312 00:11:06,096 --> 00:11:09,099 YOU SEE WHAT YOU WANT AND YOU GO FOR IT. 313 00:11:09,099 --> 00:11:11,241 YEAH. 314 00:11:11,241 --> 00:11:12,242 NOT ALWAYS. 315 00:11:13,243 --> 00:11:14,945 OH! 316 00:11:14,945 --> 00:11:16,847 ICE DOWN MY BRA. 317 00:11:16,847 --> 00:11:17,848 ( sighs ) 318 00:11:17,848 --> 00:11:19,079 - HEY. - ( cell phone beeps ) 319 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,310 I'M REALLY SORRY I SAT ON YOUR HEAD 320 00:11:20,310 --> 00:11:21,681 ALL THOSE TIMES. 321 00:11:23,113 --> 00:11:24,114 ANGELA'S BACK. 322 00:11:24,114 --> 00:11:25,115 I'M ON BREAK, MAN. 323 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:28,458 I'M SORRY I SAT ON YOUR HEAD. 324 00:11:28,458 --> 00:11:29,960 SMOOTH MOVE, FATPANTS. 325 00:11:29,960 --> 00:11:30,961 ( quietly ) YES. 326 00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:33,994 WHERE IS SHE? WHERE'S ANGELA? 327 00:11:33,994 --> 00:11:35,125 FIRST OF ALL, 328 00:11:35,125 --> 00:11:36,396 SHE WOKE UP THE BABY. 329 00:11:38,468 --> 00:11:39,800 SECOND, SHE WANTED ME 330 00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:40,871 TO GIVE YOU THAT ENVELOPE. 331 00:11:40,871 --> 00:11:43,003 YOU LET HER LEAVE? 332 00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,204 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU? 333 00:11:44,204 --> 00:11:45,405 OH, I'M SORRY. 334 00:11:45,405 --> 00:11:48,078 MY BAD, BUT I WAS A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED 335 00:11:48,078 --> 00:11:49,709 RAISING YOUR CHILD. 336 00:11:51,942 --> 00:11:54,284 READ IT. I THINK YOU'LL BE HAPPY. 337 00:11:55,145 --> 00:11:56,216 THEY'RE ADOPTION PAPERS. 338 00:11:56,216 --> 00:11:58,288 SHE'S PUTTING EMMA UP FOR ADOPTION 339 00:11:58,288 --> 00:12:00,020 AND SHE NEEDS ME TO RELINQUISH MY RIGHTS. 340 00:12:03,023 --> 00:12:05,125 IF I SIGN THIS, I'M NOT A FATHER ANYMORE. 341 00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:06,997 AMAZING, RIGHT? 342 00:12:08,358 --> 00:12:09,900 WELL, SEE, I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE 343 00:12:09,900 --> 00:12:11,902 WHO'S EXCITED. 344 00:12:11,902 --> 00:12:15,065 YAY! WHOO! 345 00:12:21,511 --> 00:12:24,314 SO, I SIGN THIS AND EMMA HAS A NEW DADDY? 346 00:12:24,314 --> 00:12:25,215 PRETTY MUCH. 347 00:12:25,215 --> 00:12:26,216 THE LETTER SAYS THEY ALREADY HAVE 348 00:12:26,216 --> 00:12:27,377 A FAMILY LINED UP. 349 00:12:27,377 --> 00:12:28,779 ( knocks on door ) 350 00:12:30,320 --> 00:12:31,381 IF I DO THIS, 351 00:12:31,381 --> 00:12:33,253 IF I LET HER GO, 352 00:12:33,253 --> 00:12:34,484 I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT IT. 353 00:12:34,484 --> 00:12:36,857 I NEVER WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT AGAIN, OKAY? 354 00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:39,059 - OKAY. - OKAY. 355 00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:43,533 WHERE IS MY PRECIOUS LITTLE GRANDBABY? 356 00:12:43,533 --> 00:12:45,395 MOM, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 357 00:12:45,395 --> 00:12:46,797 I'M A GRANDMA! ( laughs ) 358 00:12:46,797 --> 00:12:48,138 - HEY, MA. - AAH! 359 00:12:48,138 --> 00:12:49,139 WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE? 360 00:12:49,139 --> 00:12:50,270 DID YOU TELL HER? 361 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,072 I DIDN'T EVEN TELL HER I WAS HERE. 362 00:12:52,072 --> 00:12:53,143 OH, I'LL GET TO YOU. 363 00:12:54,444 --> 00:12:56,006 OH. 364 00:12:56,006 --> 00:12:57,347 HI. 365 00:12:57,347 --> 00:12:59,409 OH, SHE IS JUST 366 00:12:59,409 --> 00:13:02,352 A BIG OL' PILE OF LOVE. 367 00:13:02,352 --> 00:13:03,954 YEAH, I REALLY DON'T THINK THAT'S LOVE 368 00:13:03,954 --> 00:13:05,115 THAT YOU'RE SMELLING. 369 00:13:06,957 --> 00:13:09,019 OKAY, WHO WANTS TO EXPLAIN TO ME 370 00:13:09,019 --> 00:13:11,221 WHY I HAD TO HEAR THAT I WAS A GRANDMA 371 00:13:11,221 --> 00:13:13,523 WHILE I WAS GETTING MY NAILS DONE? 372 00:13:13,523 --> 00:13:15,966 THAT JENNIFER PERRIN COULDN'T WAIT 373 00:13:15,966 --> 00:13:17,227 TO LET ME HAVE IT. 374 00:13:17,227 --> 00:13:19,299 EVER SINCE THAT FATPANTS DAUGHTER OF HERS 375 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:20,871 GOT INTO LAW SCHOOL SHE'S JUST-- 376 00:13:24,835 --> 00:13:25,976 HI, RILEY. 377 00:13:28,238 --> 00:13:29,840 I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 378 00:13:29,840 --> 00:13:32,342 YOU'RE SO THIN NOW, YOU SHOULD WEAR A BELL. 379 00:13:36,887 --> 00:13:37,888 OH. 380 00:13:41,321 --> 00:13:42,322 IS THIS DUCT TAPE? 381 00:13:46,056 --> 00:13:48,428 WE WERE HAVING A CLOSURE ISSUE. 382 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:50,400 OH, WHAT, YOU COULDN'T FIND A STAPLER? 383 00:13:50,400 --> 00:13:51,531 HONESTLY. 384 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,403 I CAN'T SIGN THOSE PAPERS NOW. 385 00:13:53,403 --> 00:13:54,404 IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. 386 00:13:54,404 --> 00:13:56,206 HEY, DON'T WORRY ABOUT MOM. 387 00:13:56,206 --> 00:13:57,267 YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU THINK IS RIGHT. 388 00:13:57,267 --> 00:13:58,538 I'LL TOTALLY BACK YOU UP. 389 00:13:58,538 --> 00:13:59,539 WHAT PAPERS? 390 00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:01,211 YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, BRO. 391 00:14:03,613 --> 00:14:05,475 ( sighs ) 392 00:14:05,475 --> 00:14:07,347 MOM... 393 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:08,478 I HAVE SOME NEWS. 394 00:14:08,478 --> 00:14:10,280 YEAH. YOU KNOCKED UP SOME GIRL 395 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:11,351 BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T FIGURE OUT THE BASICS 396 00:14:11,351 --> 00:14:12,552 OF BIRTH CONTROL. 397 00:14:12,552 --> 00:14:14,224 WE'RE PAST THAT, HONEY, OKAY? 398 00:14:14,224 --> 00:14:15,986 ( sighs ) 399 00:14:15,986 --> 00:14:16,987 MRS. WHEELER? 400 00:14:16,987 --> 00:14:18,228 BONNIE. 401 00:14:18,228 --> 00:14:20,260 - REALLY? - MRS. WHEELER. 402 00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:22,632 EMMA'S MOM WANTS TO PUT EMMA UP FOR ADOPTION 403 00:14:22,632 --> 00:14:24,364 AND FOR BEN TO SIGN AWAY HIS RIGHTS. 404 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:26,466 REALLY? 405 00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,439 SO YOU'RE-- 406 00:14:29,439 --> 00:14:31,571 YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT GIVING UP THIS LITTLE GIRL? 407 00:14:33,243 --> 00:14:34,474 YEAH, I WAS THINKING ABOUT IT. 408 00:14:36,646 --> 00:14:38,308 OH, GOOD. 409 00:14:38,308 --> 00:14:39,309 ( sighing and laughing ) 410 00:14:39,309 --> 00:14:40,510 GOOD-- WHAT DO YOU MEAN, GOOD? 411 00:14:40,510 --> 00:14:42,082 OH, BEN, HONEY. 412 00:14:42,082 --> 00:14:43,984 YOU CAN'T BEGIN TO UNDERSTAND 413 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:45,455 THE KIND OF SACRIFICE IT TAKES 414 00:14:45,455 --> 00:14:46,586 TO BE A PARENT. 415 00:14:46,586 --> 00:14:47,988 WHEN I MARRIED YOUR FATHER, 416 00:14:47,988 --> 00:14:48,989 AND I HAD YOU TWO, 417 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,420 I HAD TO PUT MY DREAMS ON HOLD. 418 00:14:50,420 --> 00:14:53,063 - WHAT DREAMS? - BEING SINGLE AND CHILDLESS. 419 00:14:55,425 --> 00:14:57,067 BEN... 420 00:14:57,067 --> 00:14:58,328 HONEY, I LOVE YOU, 421 00:14:58,328 --> 00:15:00,470 BUT YOU CAN'T RAISE THIS LITTLE GIRL. 422 00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:02,402 YOU HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED RAISING YOURSELF. 423 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,134 YOU CAN'T COOK, 424 00:15:04,134 --> 00:15:05,675 YOU'RE BARELY PAYING YOUR BILLS... 425 00:15:05,675 --> 00:15:07,907 HONEY, I STILL BUY YOUR PANTS. 426 00:15:14,084 --> 00:15:16,416 THIS BABY NEEDS A GROWN-UP. 427 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:17,917 YOU GOTTA SIGN THOSE PAPERS. 428 00:15:25,996 --> 00:15:27,397 9:00 A.M. 429 00:15:27,397 --> 00:15:28,428 SHE'LL BE READY. 430 00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,001 ( phone beeps ) 431 00:15:31,001 --> 00:15:32,132 DONE. 432 00:15:32,132 --> 00:15:33,333 SOMEBODY FROM THE ADOPTION AGENCY 433 00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:36,006 WILL BE HERE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. 434 00:15:36,006 --> 00:15:37,007 YOU OKAY? 435 00:15:37,007 --> 00:15:39,609 YEAH, WHY WOULDN'T I BE? 436 00:15:39,609 --> 00:15:41,071 BEN, IF YOU DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, MAN-- 437 00:15:41,071 --> 00:15:42,342 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 438 00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,274 MOM WAS RIGHT. 439 00:15:44,274 --> 00:15:45,345 I COULDN'T RAISE THIS BABY 440 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:46,576 EVEN IF I WANTED TO. 441 00:15:46,576 --> 00:15:48,678 BRO, IT'S GOING TO BE OKAY. 442 00:15:48,678 --> 00:15:49,949 IT HAPPENED, 443 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:50,950 YOU DEALT WITH IT, 444 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,352 AND NOW, LIKE YOU SAID, 445 00:15:52,352 --> 00:15:54,084 WE'RE NEVER TALKING ABOUT THIS AGAIN. 446 00:15:55,625 --> 00:15:57,627 I COULD HAVE BEEN A MODEL. 447 00:15:59,429 --> 00:16:01,561 BUT YOU'VE SEEN YOUR UNCLE DANNY. 448 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:02,632 YEAH. 449 00:16:02,632 --> 00:16:05,335 NO BODY COULD RECOVER FROM THAT. 450 00:16:07,267 --> 00:16:08,638 HE WAS SO BIG, 451 00:16:08,638 --> 00:16:11,501 I HAD TO HAVE A "C," "D," AND "E" SECTION. 452 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,645 NO, DON'T. I SWEAR TO GOD. 453 00:16:15,645 --> 00:16:17,377 - OKAY. OKAY. - NO, I WILL HURT YOU. 454 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:18,378 OKAY. 455 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,610 SO... 456 00:16:20,610 --> 00:16:22,052 DID YOU ALWAYS LIKE BEN? 457 00:16:22,052 --> 00:16:24,014 OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE OBSESSED. 458 00:16:24,014 --> 00:16:25,255 ( laughing ) 459 00:16:25,255 --> 00:16:28,188 I DON'T KNOW. KIND OF. 460 00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:29,519 GUESS I ALWAYS THOUGHT MAYBE SOMEDAY, 461 00:16:29,519 --> 00:16:30,590 BUT BACK THEN I JUST FIGURED 462 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,262 I WAS TOO FAT, OR TOO-- 463 00:16:32,262 --> 00:16:34,694 LOUD, OR TOO HAIRY, OR-- 464 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:37,567 OKAY, WE'RE NOT MAKING A LIST. 465 00:16:37,567 --> 00:16:39,199 WELL, YOU'VE GROWN TO BE A BEAUTIFUL 466 00:16:39,199 --> 00:16:40,600 AND SUCCESSFUL WOMAN-- I THINK YOU CAN 467 00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,572 SAFELY MOVE ON FROM BEN WHEELER. 468 00:16:42,572 --> 00:16:43,733 WHY WOULD I WANT TO DO THAT? 469 00:16:43,733 --> 00:16:45,605 UH, DID YOU MISS THE PART IN THE STORY 470 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,606 ABOUT THE BABY? 471 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:48,278 THE BABY HE DOESN'T WANT TO GIVE UP? 472 00:16:48,278 --> 00:16:50,480 IF THAT'S TRUE, THEN WHY DID HE MAKE THAT CALL? 473 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,741 BECAUSE HIS ENTIRE FAMILY 474 00:16:51,741 --> 00:16:53,743 IS TELLING HIM HE CAN'T DO IT. 475 00:16:53,743 --> 00:16:54,744 IF NOBODY BELIEVES IN HIM, 476 00:16:54,744 --> 00:16:56,046 HOW CAN HE BELIEVE IN HIMSELF? 477 00:16:56,046 --> 00:16:57,547 HE CAN'T DO IT ALONE. 478 00:16:57,547 --> 00:16:59,189 YOU DON'T KNOW THAT. 479 00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:01,751 ( cell phone beeps ) 480 00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:03,553 OH, IT'S BEN. 481 00:17:03,553 --> 00:17:04,554 YOUR MOM'S ABOUT TO LEAVE HIM ALONE 482 00:17:04,554 --> 00:17:05,555 WITH THE BABY. 483 00:17:05,555 --> 00:17:06,556 YOU'RE GOING? 484 00:17:06,556 --> 00:17:08,728 "ALONE" IS IN ALL CAPS. 485 00:17:09,759 --> 00:17:11,361 OW! OW! 486 00:17:11,361 --> 00:17:12,362 WHAT WAS THAT FOR? 487 00:17:12,362 --> 00:17:13,703 FOR MAKING ME TALK ABOUT MY FEELINGS. 488 00:17:13,703 --> 00:17:15,405 YOU KNOW I HATE THAT. 489 00:17:15,405 --> 00:17:16,706 AND GO EASY ON YOUR BROTHER, 490 00:17:16,706 --> 00:17:18,108 OKAY? 491 00:17:18,108 --> 00:17:19,709 HE LOOKS UP TO YOU. 492 00:17:19,709 --> 00:17:21,571 IN HIS EYES, YOU HAVE EVERYTHING. 493 00:17:26,646 --> 00:17:28,518 NOT EVERYTHING. 494 00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:32,522 ( bell dings ) 495 00:17:32,522 --> 00:17:33,583 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT! 496 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:34,584 - WAIT. - OH, MY GOD. 497 00:17:34,584 --> 00:17:36,456 YOU-- YOU GOTTA GIVE ME A MINUTE. 498 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:38,188 ( panting ) 499 00:17:40,530 --> 00:17:43,333 MAYBE NOW I KNOW WHY I WAS TRADED. 500 00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,537 YOU WERE RIGHT. 501 00:17:47,537 --> 00:17:49,339 I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN HIM. 502 00:17:49,339 --> 00:17:50,740 I DIDN'T THINK HE COULD DO IT. 503 00:17:50,740 --> 00:17:52,672 SO WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME? 504 00:17:52,672 --> 00:17:54,204 BECAUSE... 505 00:17:54,204 --> 00:17:55,405 IF YOU GO IN THERE AND HELP HIM, 506 00:17:55,405 --> 00:17:57,477 HE'LL NEVER BELIEVE IN HIMSELF, EITHER. 507 00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:01,481 RILEY, RILEY, RILEY, RILEY, PLEASE? 508 00:18:01,481 --> 00:18:04,354 SHE'S HUNGRY, OR THIRSTY, OR TIRED. 509 00:18:04,354 --> 00:18:06,686 I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T SPEAK BABY. 510 00:18:06,686 --> 00:18:07,687 ( elevator dings ) 511 00:18:09,559 --> 00:18:10,560 TUCK. 512 00:18:11,761 --> 00:18:12,762 WHAT IS GOING ON? 513 00:18:12,762 --> 00:18:13,823 VANESSA AND I WERE AT THE MOVIES 514 00:18:13,823 --> 00:18:15,165 WHEN BEN CALLED AND SAID 515 00:18:15,165 --> 00:18:16,696 EMMA'S HAVING SOME KIND OF MELTDOWN. 516 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:18,628 I DON'T THINK EMMA'S THE PROBLEM. 517 00:18:18,628 --> 00:18:19,799 TUCKER, I SWEAR 518 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:21,501 IF YOU'RE NOT HOME IN TWO SECONDS... 519 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,173 I'M GONNA EAT ALL YOUR FOOD. 520 00:18:23,173 --> 00:18:24,734 TUCKER?! ( groans ) 521 00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:27,737 ( cell phone ringing ) 522 00:18:27,737 --> 00:18:28,778 OKAY! 523 00:18:28,778 --> 00:18:30,540 TURN IT OFF! 524 00:18:30,540 --> 00:18:32,782 ( cell phone continues ringing ) 525 00:18:37,487 --> 00:18:38,748 ( Emma murmurs ) 526 00:18:46,326 --> 00:18:47,527 OKAY. 527 00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,129 SO, IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S JUST GONNA BE 528 00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,261 YOU AND ME, HUH? 529 00:18:52,862 --> 00:18:54,804 GUESS WE'RE REALLY GONNA DO THIS THING. 530 00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,667 OKAY. 531 00:18:57,667 --> 00:18:59,239 OKAY, EMMA, HI. 532 00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:00,710 HI, BABY. 533 00:19:00,710 --> 00:19:01,711 COME ON, IT'S OKAY. 534 00:19:03,773 --> 00:19:05,345 PLEASE DON'T BREAK, PLEASE DON'T BREAK, 535 00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,576 PLEASE DON'T BREAK. 536 00:19:06,576 --> 00:19:07,577 OKAY. 537 00:19:07,577 --> 00:19:09,749 OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 538 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:10,880 - IT'S OKAY. - ( Emma cries ) 539 00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:12,822 IT'S OKAY. 540 00:19:12,822 --> 00:19:14,424 IT'S OKAY, EMMA. 541 00:19:14,424 --> 00:19:15,725 DADDY'S HERE. 542 00:19:15,725 --> 00:19:16,726 IT'S OKAY. 543 00:19:16,726 --> 00:19:17,687 ( yelps ) 544 00:19:17,687 --> 00:19:18,888 ( Emma cries ) 545 00:19:18,888 --> 00:19:19,889 AAH. 546 00:19:19,889 --> 00:19:20,890 IT'S OKAY. 547 00:19:24,694 --> 00:19:26,436 I'M TELLING YOU, THERE IS NO WAY. 548 00:19:26,436 --> 00:19:28,498 BODILY FUNCTIONS MAKE HIM QUEASY. 549 00:19:28,498 --> 00:19:29,769 HE CAN DO IT. 550 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:30,870 WHERE'S YOUR FAITH, MAN. 551 00:19:33,843 --> 00:19:34,844 SEE? 552 00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:36,906 HERE YOU GO. 553 00:19:36,906 --> 00:19:38,648 THERE. 554 00:19:38,648 --> 00:19:39,709 OKAY. 555 00:19:39,709 --> 00:19:41,381 HI. HI. 556 00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:53,863 HI. 557 00:19:55,595 --> 00:19:56,766 EMMA? 558 00:19:56,766 --> 00:19:57,767 ( sighs ) 559 00:19:57,767 --> 00:19:59,269 PLEASE EAT. 560 00:19:59,269 --> 00:20:01,271 COME ON, EMMA. 561 00:20:01,271 --> 00:20:02,532 LOOK, LOOK, EMMA, IT'S GOOD. 562 00:20:02,532 --> 00:20:03,703 IT'S GOOD. 563 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,275 MMM. 564 00:20:07,737 --> 00:20:09,609 OH, TOTAL LIE. 565 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,741 IT'S ACTUALLY QUITE DISGUSTING. 566 00:20:11,741 --> 00:20:13,343 NO WONDER YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT. 567 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:17,617 PLEASE EAT. 568 00:20:18,748 --> 00:20:20,690 COME ON, EMMA. JUST A SIP, OKAY? 569 00:20:20,690 --> 00:20:21,691 ( fusses ) 570 00:20:21,691 --> 00:20:22,692 COME ON. 571 00:20:23,693 --> 00:20:24,754 OKAY, COME ON. 572 00:20:24,754 --> 00:20:26,496 - ( crying ) - COME ON, YOU HAVE TO EAT. 573 00:20:26,496 --> 00:20:28,698 I'M BEGGING YOU. 574 00:20:28,698 --> 00:20:29,799 COME-- 575 00:20:31,261 --> 00:20:33,002 ( fusses ) 576 00:20:37,907 --> 00:20:38,968 ( murmuring ) 577 00:20:46,776 --> 00:20:47,817 WHAT? 578 00:20:47,817 --> 00:20:48,818 YOU LIKE THAT? 579 00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,722 LOOK WHAT DADDY CAN DO. 580 00:20:52,722 --> 00:20:53,783 HUH? 581 00:20:53,783 --> 00:20:55,985 I DO THIS AT WORK EVERY DAY. 582 00:20:55,985 --> 00:20:57,527 HUH? 583 00:20:57,527 --> 00:20:58,758 YOU WANT SOME NOW? 584 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:00,390 YOU WANT SOME? 585 00:21:00,390 --> 00:21:01,591 HERE IT COMES. 586 00:21:01,591 --> 00:21:02,662 HERE IT COMES, BABY. 587 00:21:05,565 --> 00:21:06,566 ( laughs ) 588 00:21:06,566 --> 00:21:08,998 OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE EATING. 589 00:21:08,998 --> 00:21:11,801 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 590 00:21:11,801 --> 00:21:13,403 ( cries ) 591 00:21:13,403 --> 00:21:14,504 HOLY CRAP, 592 00:21:14,504 --> 00:21:15,505 NOW I'M CRYING. 593 00:21:15,505 --> 00:21:17,006 ( chuckles ) 594 00:21:17,006 --> 00:21:18,878 CRAP. DON'T SAY CRAP. 595 00:21:18,878 --> 00:21:21,411 DON'T USE SWEAR WORDS. ( laughs ) 596 00:21:21,411 --> 00:21:23,813 OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE EATING. 597 00:21:26,886 --> 00:21:28,758 ( chuckles ) 598 00:21:28,758 --> 00:21:29,819 YOU'RE SO CUTE. 599 00:21:37,627 --> 00:21:39,469 HEY, WAKE UP. 600 00:21:39,469 --> 00:21:41,030 DUDE, YOU'RE DROOLING ON ME. 601 00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:42,031 OH. 602 00:21:43,032 --> 00:21:44,033 AHH... 603 00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:45,034 BOO! 604 00:21:45,034 --> 00:21:46,906 OOH. 605 00:21:46,906 --> 00:21:48,508 ( Ben mimicking monkey ) 606 00:21:50,380 --> 00:21:51,381 HEY. 607 00:21:51,381 --> 00:21:52,982 HEY. YOU OKAY? 608 00:21:52,982 --> 00:21:53,983 YEAH. 609 00:21:55,445 --> 00:21:56,886 I THINK I WANT TO DO THIS. 610 00:21:58,317 --> 00:21:59,389 I CAN'T LET HER GO. 611 00:22:00,650 --> 00:22:01,891 I LOVE HER. 612 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,055 DID YOU GUYS HEAR ME? 613 00:22:06,055 --> 00:22:07,096 YEAH. 614 00:22:07,096 --> 00:22:08,097 YEAH, WE HEARD YOU. 615 00:22:08,097 --> 00:22:09,328 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CALL THE AGENCY. 616 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,400 IT'S ALMOST 7:00. 617 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,462 COME ON, MI AMOR. 618 00:22:12,462 --> 00:22:13,463 HERE WE GO. 619 00:22:13,463 --> 00:22:15,605 OOH, SOMEBODY COULD USE A BATH. 620 00:22:16,866 --> 00:22:18,738 OH. YOU BOTH COULD. 621 00:22:18,738 --> 00:22:19,939 I'M GONNA GO GET A BOTTLE READY. 622 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,441 BUT I WANT TO GIVE IT TO HER, OKAY? 623 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:22,442 WE'RE REALLY GONNA HAVE TO GET 624 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:23,473 ON SOME KIND OF SCHEDULE THOUGH. 625 00:22:23,473 --> 00:22:25,375 - FOR REAL. - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 626 00:22:25,375 --> 00:22:26,416 WELL, WE HAVE A BABY NOW SO I MEAN, 627 00:22:26,416 --> 00:22:27,647 WE KIND OF HAVE TO BE ADULTS. 628 00:22:27,647 --> 00:22:29,419 Ben: OKAY. I'LL DO THE SHOPPING. 629 00:22:29,419 --> 00:22:31,421 Tucker: OKAY, BUT LET'S TALK ABOUT...